Helium Presents: Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on seven college degrees. He has performed at "Just For Laughs" in Montreal as a 'New Face' and was also featured on FOX’s "Laughs," "CollegeHumor," and Kevin Hart’s "LOL Network." Geoffrey has opened for Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Fortune Feimster, Sam Morrill, Daniel Sloss, Joe List, and Aparna Nancherla, among others. He headlines comedy clubs nationwide.

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This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All accompanied 18+ guests will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid government issued ID to enter the building.

Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hours prior to showtime.)

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Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on seven college degrees.

Geoffrey has performed at ‘ Just For Laughs in Montreal as a ‘New Face’ and was also featured on FOX’s ‘Laughs’, CollegeHumor and Kevin Hart’s LOL Network. Geoffrey has opened for Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Fortune Feimster, Sam Morrill, Daniel Sloss, Joe List and Aparna Nancherla among others. He headlines comedy clubs nationwide.

In 2021 he released his first album “Prodigal Little Bitch” through 800 Lb Gorilla Records and it went to #1 on iTunes. Geoffrey also records the weekly Youre An Idiot podcast with Alex Dragicevich. It is the only funny podcast in America.

But no matter where he performs Geoffrey never makes eye contact, which is a blessing for all.