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See the best local comics at Helium Comedy Club's Open Mic Extravaganza! Interested in getting on-stage? Visit us here for more info!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Top comics, top secret. This one's for the real comedy superfans. We've hand-picked some of our favorite stand-up comics from around the country to perform secret, one-off shows right here at Helium. Who do we have lined up? We're not saying, and you won't find out until they hit the stage. So take a chance, roll the dice, and join us for some serious laughs!

HINTS: This devilishly handsome bearded comic kills crowds every weekend. Credits include appearances on "Conan," "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "@midnight," "Maron" and "This is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir!"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: Showtime's "Billions" & Co-host SiriusXM's "The Bonfire"

With his deep voice and unpretentious nature, Dan Soder can make even the most mundane, everyday occurrences hilarious. From one of the last generations to grow up without the Internet, Soder doesn't miss a beat. His sharp observations are littered with these killer tidbits, sending his audiences into stitches over and over again.

Career Highlights: Role in "Drunk Parents," half-hour special on Netflix’s “The Standups,” hour-long stand-up special, (Not Special), appearances on Comedy Central’s "Half Hour," "Conan," "Inside Amy Schumer" and "@midnight;" cohost of Sirius XM’s "The Bonfire."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

Known For: "Conan" & truTV's "Those Who Can't"

A craftsman of long-form storytelling, Sean Patton has the unique ability of "turning standard Brooklyn hipster jokes into a stomping, roaring tour de force..." (NY Times) A New Orleans native and current New Yorker, Patton hits the stage with his booming voice, wildly hilarious antidotes, and unwaveringly honesty. He celebrates the beauty of the human flaw, specifically his own.

Career Highlights: Comedy Central "Half Hour" special; cohost of "5 Words" podcast; and appearances on Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham," "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "@midnight," "The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail," "This Is Not Happening," Showtime's "Live from SXSW," truTv's "Comedy Knockout," "This Week at the Comedy Cellar," IFC's "Maron," and "Inside Amy Schumer."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Join Kona Panis, Colten Montgomery and World Champion Sarah Hokom for Q&A, stories and some great stand-up comedy. Proceeds will benefit Stafford Woods and the South Jersey Disc Golf Association.

Your $30 ticket includes light snacks, a drink ticket, entry to the pre-show Q&A panel, plus entry to the 8PM comedy showcase.

Timeline
5:30-6:00PM | Happy Hour
6:15-7:15PM | Q&A Panel
7:15-7:45PM | Meet & Greet + Merch
8PM | Comedy Show

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

Get ready for the best local comics, all appearing on one stage!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

Known For: "Chappelle's Show" & HBO's "The Wire"

For "Chappelle's Show" fans, Donnell Rawlings' name will always be synonymous with Ashy Larry, or Beautiful, or any of his other unforgettable characters. But Rawlings has much more to bring to the table than that. Rawlings is a man who can generate laughter from every topic he analyses, no matter how offensive or controversial. He pushes the envelope for what's outrageous.

Career Highlights: Appearances in "The Last OG," "Chelsea Lately," "Black Dynamite," "Step 9," "Guy Court," "The Joe Rogan Experience," "Project Dad," "Shaquille O'Neal All-star Comedy Jam," "@midnight," BET's "Comic View" and "Def Comedy Jam."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Laurie Kilmartin has been doing standup since 1987 and has appeared on CONAN, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Comedy Central. Her Seeso special, "45 Jokes About My Dead Dad," made Vulture's list of Top Ten Comedy Specials of 2016. She's written two books, "Shitty Mom" (2012) and "Dead People Suck" (2018). She is currently a writer for CONAN on TBS, and previously wrote for "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" (Comedy Central) and "The Late Late Show with Craig Fergusion" (CBS). She has appeared at the Montreal Comedy Festival as a New Face and, 12 years later, as a Master.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

Some of Philly's best comics gather to put together a tribute to a beloved comic, friend and father. Share a night of standup, stories and more as we remember a hilarious comedian, wonderful friend & loving husband and father. A universally loved and respected man, Mike was a favorite of audiences and his fellow comics alike no matter where he performed! His smile lit up a room, his jokes cracked up a crowd and his advice and observations were sought after & respected. This tribute will showcase some of Mike's closest friends and colleagues performing and reminiscing. The proceeds from tonight's ticket sales will go to the Brooks family.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "Wet Hot American Summer"

A prince of anti-comedy, Michael Ian Black has built himself up as a self-important, condescending phony who loves to place himself as the butt of his own jokes. With his confident style and just the touch of a smirk across his face, he details his shifty perspectives on everything from family life and being a father to political topics, consistently poking fun of himself and his presumed awfulness. Black knows how to perfectly straddle the line between comedy and anti-comedy.

Career Highlights: Roles in "The State," "Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp," "Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later," "Another Period," and "Stella;" appearances on "Celebrity Poker Showdown," VH1's "I Love the..." series, "The Jim Gaffigan Show," "Inside Amy Schumer," "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," "Today," "Late Night with Seth Meyers," and "The Chris Gethard Show"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Darryl Charles is a comedian. His style is observational and quick witted, and always funny. His improvisational style can be clean or edgy as the occasion merits. He has recently appeared on The Travel Channels "Mysteries At The Museum" and the Comedy Central web series "Delco Proper". He has spent the last decade performing stand-up comedy all over the country. He performs improv comedy and has been a member of ComedySportz Philadelphia since 2011. He is a sketch comedy writer and performer with the sketch group The Layoff Kids, who have been featured on Funny or Die.

$12 tickets in advance, $15 at the door

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

Known For: Co-host of "The Fighter and The Kid" with Bryan Callen

Brendan Schaub has held many titles in his life (mixed martial artist, professional football player, actor, commentator, podcaster), but comedian is a fairly new one for him. After 20+ years in the sports industry, it's no surprise that Schaub touches on the trials and tribulations of competing in violent sports. But it's his softer side, that really hits home with audiences.

Career Highlights: Host of his own solo podcast, "Below the Belt with Brendan Schaub;" panelist on "Bravo's Play-By-Play;" former competitor on "The Ultimate Fighter"

VIP Ticket includes Meet & Greet

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

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Known For: FXX's "The League"

Steve Rannazzisi is a blend between stoner and family man, proving that the two are not mutually exclusive. An alpha male of the best kind, he shares stories of the ever-relatable trials and tribulations of raising children with a spin that only Rannazzisi could pull off.

Career Highlights: Two stand-up specials; roles in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," "For Your Consideration" and "Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars;" appearances on "Punk'd," "@midnight," "The Joe Rogan Experience," "Gotham Comedy Live" and "This Is Not Happening"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Kevin is an Entertainer! He is an actor, comedian, playwright, director, filmmaker and content creator. He does it all! Kevin was born in El Paso, TX in his grandmother’s bed — true story. His comedic genius was derived from growing up in the Fredericks household where you had to be funny to stay in the living room with the grown folks. His infectious personality was honed traveling the U.S. in a military family, learning to make friends quickly.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "Jackass" & "Wildboyz"

Steve-O (a.k.a. Stephen Glover) is a household name that began with the production of homemade videos featuring dangerous stunts mixed with comical behavior. Steve-O graduated from Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College in '97 and had a career as a circus clown before achieving "Jackass" fame. When you buy tickets to a Steve-O show, you sign up for a wild, hilariously vulgar, ride.

Career Highlights: Star of "Jackass: The Movie" and the four following films based off the "Jackass" series; star of his own television show, "Dr. Steve-O;" author of his memoir, "Professional Idiot;" role in "National Lampoon's TV: The Movie."

VIP Ticket includes: Laminate, Preferred Seating, Early Meet and Greet Access

A word from Steve-O: "You understand and acknowledge that this show contains graphic and crude sexual humor and adult language, including but not limited to graphic depictions of human anatomy, which some attendees may consider profane, vulgar, offensive and/or otherwise objectionable. By using this ticket or attending, observing or participating in this show, you hereby release, forever discharge, and covenant not to sue any person or entity connected in any way with this show, and you hereby waive any legal or equitable rights or remedies you have or may have arising from the content and material in the show."

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "Last Comic Standing" & "The Anthony Cumia Show"

Dave Landau is an open book when it comes to his demons, which is one of the many ways he turns the "everyman's comic" persona on its head. A recovering alcoholic/addict turned family man, Landau tells tales of his life, family, and sobriety with such ease that you can't help but relate to him. And just when you relate, he twists the story further, creating an uproariously funny performance.

Career Highlights: Appearances in "This Is Not Happening," "Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue," "Gotham Comedy Live," and "The Bob & Tom Show"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Welcome to Secret Keepers Club! Hosted by ridiculously relatable comedians and friends Carly Aquilino ("Girl Code") and Emma Willmann ("Netflix") who also happen to be...excellent secret keepers. Except when it comes to their own lives then they share...EVERYTHING.

Each episode, the two give unfiltered responses to listeners’ anonymous secrets. You’ll be surprised where people are willing to go, what these friends admit, and that you might not be alone no matter how bizarre the secret!

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: Comedy album, "Heard Enough Yesterday"

For Pat House, everyday life seems to be a great source of material. Spending years bartending and interacting with strangers, House was constantly intrigued, amazed, and extremely annoyed at the ridiculous things people say and do in public. With matter-of-fact delivery and sharp observations, House's material is relatable to anyone tortured by the absurdity of others.

Career Highlights: Choice opener for Sebastian Maniscalco, Tom Segura, and Dan Cummins; performer at FunnyOrDie's Oddball Festival; recorded two comedy albums.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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American stand up comedian, radio personality, bestselling author and actor, Jim Norton is the co-host of "The Jim Norton & Sam Roberts Show" that can be heard every morning on SiriusXM Satellite Radio. His latest stand up special, “Mouthful of Shame” is streaming now on Netflix where Jim lays out a full serving of refreshingly unapologetic humor. In May 2016, he was announced as co-host of UFC’s Unfiltered Podcast with Jim Norton & Matt Serra. Since 2014 he has been a contributor to Time Magazine. He has an additional 4 one-hour comedy specials that can be seen on Hulu, Amazon and HBO GO.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "Lady Dynamite" & "Arrested Development"

Maria Bamford combines bizarre voice impressions, an ever-changing cast of characters, and a mishmosh of deadpan and high energy to create her unique, surreal comedic style. A favorite comic of the likes of Judd Apatow and Stephen Colbert, Bamford portrays her dysfunctional family and history of mental illness with hilarity and grace.

Career Highlights: "Maria Bamford: the special special" and "Old Baby" specials; web series "The Maria Bamford Show;" two half-hour "Comedy Central Presents" specials; roles in Comedy Central's "The Comedians of Comedy" and Netflix’s "Comedians of Comedy: The Movie;" voiceovers for Netflix’s "BoJack Horseman," Cartoon Network’s "Adventure Time," PBS’s "Word Girl," and Nickelodeon’s "Kung Fu Panda" and "Legend of Korra" among others.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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"The Dominator", as he is known in comedy circles, Dom Irrera is an award winning comedian who has one of the most natural styles in all of stand-up. He has the ability to make almost any crowd laugh until it hurts, with an intricate mix of stories and characters weaved together seamlessly.

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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Known For: "The Brilliant Idiots" & various MTV shows

A native New Yorker through and through, Andrew Schulz is known for his outrageously unapologetic brand of comedy. A comic who isn't afraid of taboo or controversial topics, Schulz strives to get people laughing at things they feel wildly uncomfortable. He challenges conventional wisdom with a NYC tone that is often idiotic, at times brilliant, and always hysterical.

Career Highlights: Two comedy specials ("Views From The Cis" and "4:4:1"); Comedy album "551;" co-host of "Flagrant 2" and "WesterBros;" roles in HBO's "Crashing," MTV's "Guy Code" & "Girl Code," Amazon's "Sneaky Pete," "Benders," and "There's... Johnny!;" and appearances in Whitney Cummings' "The Female Brain," "Write When You Get Work," "This Week at the Comedy Cellar," and "Red Eye w/Tom Shillue"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

Known For: "MADtv" & "TigerBelly" Podcast

Bobby Lee is an actor, comedian, ping pong aficionado, and glue-thumb artist. Shape-wise he is a genetic cross between a scallop and a panda, making him one of the softest and cutest hybrids in existence- a complete juxtaposition to his irreverent brand of comedy where unforgivable things are said no apologies are made. He is Toki Fong, Connie Chung, Kim Jong, and sometimes just a strange man who likes to dance around in panties drinking milkshakes.

Career Highlights: Roles in "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle," "Pineapple Express," "The Dictator," "Splitting Up Together," and "Love;" and appearances on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," "Chelsea Lately," "The League," "Laugh Factory," "This Is Not Happening," and "Hot Ones"

This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item minimum per person in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!