Helium Presents: TOP SECRET Stand-Up Confidential

Top comics. Top secret.

This one's for the real comedy superfans. We've handpicked some of our favorite stand-up comics from around the country to perform secret, one-off shows right here at Helium. Who do we have lined up? We're not saying and you won't find out until they hit the stage. So take a chance, roll the dice, and join us for some serious laughs!

02/02/2022 8:00 PM
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Top comics, top secret. This one's for the real comedy superfans. We've hand-picked some of our favorite stand-up comics from around the country to perform secret, one-off shows right here at Helium. Who do we have lined up? We're not saying, and you won't find out until they hit the stage. So take a chance, roll the dice, and join us for some serious laughs!


January 21 HINT: Dubbed one of “the funniest comedians working today...” this Chelsea Lately favorite sure does love games!


February 2 HINT: This comic performed on both The Late Late Show with James Corden and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in the same year.


PLEASE NOTE: Due to the recently updated mandates from the City of Philadelphia, ALL GUESTS must provide PROOF OF VACCINATION (second shot at least 14 days before the event) to enter the building. A Valid ID must match the proof of vaccination.

Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. We require all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering while eating or drinking.


Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.


This show is 21+ (18+ with a parent or legal guardian over the age of 30). All minors will be wrist-banded or stamped and no alcohol will be served at the table. All parties must have valid ID to enter the building. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!

Top comics. Top secret.

This one's for the real comedy superfans. We've handpicked some of our favorite stand-up comics from around the country to perform secret, one-off shows right here at Helium. Who do we have lined up? We're not saying and you won't find out until they hit the stage. So take a chance, roll the dice, and join us for some serious laughs!